[Have an Alfred, passed out on a couch in the Gryffindor common room. He doesn't look too well-- obviously he hasn't slept much the past two nights. In fact, if it weren't for sheer mental exhaustion, he wouldn't be sleeping now.
Feel free to wake him up, though; he's snoring. And drooling a bit.]
[Alfred is napping on a bench in the sun after lunch. Fellow campers, feel free to come harass him for fun and profit (... also note he hasn't shaved in a week :| Use your imaginations, it was just too horrible to edit his icons). If you don't, he'll just sunburn.]